Teasing

So my other half (my son's father) likes to tease him. Calls him Patunia and other such things.  For which I constantly tell him "Your his father not his BULLY.'
Well lately he keeps doing the 'I see London, I see France, I see someone's underpants'. And calling my sons underwear girl underwear...
So I had just gone out and bought my son pants, shirts, socks & underwear. At the same time I bought a package of underwear for myself. They were all in the same bag and my other hald was handing my son things to put away in his room. He pulled out my underwear, not realizing it was  mine, and handed it to my son and said "Go put away your girly underwear."
My son "They're Mommies!"
"My other half said "Well how am I supposed to know? They were in with your stuff."

"I'm not the one who wears girls underwear. YOU ARE! You're the one one who's always going up their butt crack!" My son blurted out...
I started laughing. I kept telling my other half that if he kept teasing him he was going to get even someday. Sure enough, he had and didn't even know it till I started laughing.
I simply said 'You better keep your underwear out of your ass crack. He makes it out like your wearing a woman's thong!" To which I started laughing again.

Battle of Wits

My son was having an attitude ... along with his dad.... one morning. My boy, five years old, has hit this stage where it has to be his way. He's in between sizes in clothes, so he doesn't like the fact that they don't fit and are a little too big. He's managed to ruin his new shoes and won't wear them.

He was told to pick up his room yesterday morning and he's already had a tantrum about his clothes. He was refusing to wear them cause they were too big. Then he reused to pick up the toys he threw in the hallway. Well his dad told him to go to his and and not to come out till  he picked up his toys.
My son, quick as a wink said "How can I pick up my toys if I can't come out of my ROOM!?"

I'm really not sure who should  get the crown though.... My son eventually got the hockey stick to get the toys from the hallway.... He didn't leave his room to do it.

My boy & his Dog

• My boy and his dog... I realized I hadn't heard him in a few minutes. I found him outside filling his dogs water bowl... with out being asked to. Good Kid!
  
  And then the dog jumped into her dog dish and start playing in the water.  I  watched my son bite her in the head because he had just filled it up and he was angry she got it dirty..... can't imagine where he gets that from.... 
  
  Unless you think just because his mom & grandfather both used to bite dog back when they bit them as children has anything to do with it...