The Boy

The Boy
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Saturday, December 31, 2011

Welcome to 2012! ~ Happy New Year!

Eat drink and be Merry!
And before I get drunk, naked and thrown in jail, lose my damn  phone and computer...

Happy  New Years!


May it be Prosperous, entertaining and Happy!

Friday, December 30, 2011

I put myself in time out...

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If only he could see himself this way..


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I put myself in time out because I didn't get my way...


So my son had been asking me for candy for the hundredth time.  I said 'no'. He was having a fit and kept asking/demanding candy. The next thing I see was he put himself in time out and every so often would look over to see if I was looking. He stayed for about 15 minutes and then came out with a better attitude. 
How many kids do that?

You're Gonna Miss This, But God Gave Me You..

 
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Sunday, December 25, 2011

Chill!

My son and his cousin were playing together while we were making and eating Christmas dinner. Suddenly you could hear his little cousin yell "Burt's not sharing!!!" She 2 years old.
The next thing I could hear was my 3 year saying something I couldn't make out, but my brother just burst out laughing at what ever it was. I leaned around the corner and asked what he had said. My brother still laughing  gasped out "He said that ABBY JUST NEEDS TO CHILL!" Me and Abby's mother just laughed while her mother tried to explain that that was my son new toy from Santa and he might not be ready to share it with her yet.

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Happy Holidays!

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Friday, December 23, 2011

Daddy's Christmas Gift.

So I've helped Santa wrap my sons presents last night. So we were all sitting in the living room and talking about Santa. I looked at my son and said "We've still got to wrap daddy's present. Don't tell him what it is."
"It's a HAT DADDY! An orange Hat!" he blurted right out....
I couldn't help it. I laughed.

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Operation Christmas Tree


So I had this  Bright Idea to make cookies with the kids for Christmas & the Tree.


















The cookie version of my son...
And that quality time?

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Helpful Hints:

1. I bought squeeze bottles and filled them with icing for the kids. It was easy for them to control, and easy to keep the kids from over icing a cookie (most of the time)
2. Gel coloring is actually way better. It seems to color with less and doesn't thin out what your coloring.
3. Lots of cheap options to decorate with was coloreds sugars, sprinkles, mini M&M's, any little candy you can find, You can also white ice and paint with food coloring, but they do sell food coloring markers now.
4. Buy cookie cutters that  are deep and don't have solid tops if possible, but if you can't afford them spray some pam cooking spray on those shallow ones to help keep the dough from sticking to them. Works most of the time and you get that imprint they leave if that's what you want from those kind of cookie cutters.
5. You can cut out shapes free hand or get cute little stencils to cut out shapes with. You could even print some shape from the internet sites and cut them out for stencil and simply cut around them.. basic shaps cut out of you kids favorite coloring books can work too.
6. you don't need to spend a fortune on expensive cookie  cutters to get the shapes you want. Use your imagination, get innovative, and have fun with your kids.

Christmas Cookie Recipe
(Rolled Vanilla Cookies)

Sift together into bowl and reserve:
2 2/3 cups flour
1tsp Baking Soda
1/2tsp Salt
Put
3/4 cup soft butter in a large bowl
Add:
1 cup Sugar
2 Eggs
1tsp vanilla (or 1/2tsp Vanilla & 1/2tsp almond extract)

Beat with mixer or spoon until light and fluffy
Beat in flour mixture  or spoon until smooth
Chill 1 hour, or until firm
Keep remaining dough in refrigerator until ready to use.
Cut desired shapes with cookie cutters
Bake in preheated oven at 375 degrees for 8-10 minutes, or a pale brown color
Remove to wire racks to cool.
Decorate with confectioners sugar frosting colored as desired.

Makes about 4 dozen 3" cookies.


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Royal Icing
(This will cover 2-3 dozen 3.5 inch cookies in 2 colors; I usually double this recipe.)

4 TBSP meringue powder ( 2 egg whites in exchange for meringue powder but change the water to more like a tablespoon or two)
scant 1/2 c. water
1 lb. powdered sugar (which measure out to about 3.6 cups by the way. I found a conversion on the internet)
1/2 - 1 tsp light corn syrup
few drops clear extract (optional) (This is a clear flavor of your choice. If your vanilla if colored it will affect the white of your icing)

Combine the meringue powder and water. With the paddle attachment of an electric mixer, beat until combined and foamy.
Sift in the powdered sugar and beat on low to combine. (Do NOT skip the sifting!)
Add in the corn syrup and extract if desired. ( I think the corn syrup helps keep the icing shiny.)

Increase speed to med-high/high and beat for about 5 minutes, just until the icing is glossy and stiff peaks form.

(You should be able to remove the beater from the mixer and hold up and jiggle without the peak falling.) Do not overbeat.

Cover with plastic wrap touching the icing or divide and color using gel paste food colorings.

This "stiff" icing is perfect for outlining and even for building gingerbread houses and monogramming. To fill in your cookies, add water to your icing a teaspoon at a time, stirring with a rubber spatula, until it is the consistency of syrup. This technique of filling a cookie with thinned icing is called "flooding."

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The perfect Gingerbread Cookie

Directions

Mix: Sift 3 1/2 cups flour, 1 teaspoon each baking soda and salt, 1 tablespoon ground ginger, 2 teaspoons cinnamon and 1/4 teaspoon each ground cloves and allspice into a bowl. In another bowl, mix 6 tablespoons melted butter, 1 tablespoon melted shortening, 2/3 cup light brown sugar and 3/4 cup molasses; beat in 1 egg with a mixer. Beat in the flour mixture in two additions. Divide the dough in half, wrap in plastic and pat to 1/2 inch thick. Chill 2 hours.

Cut: Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. On a floured surface, roll out each piece of dough to 1/4 inch thick, dusting with flour, if needed. Cut into 3-to-5-inch gingerbread men and arrange 1 inch apart on parchment paper-lined baking sheets. Brush off excess flour and chill 15 minutes.

Bake: Bake until the cookies are golden around the edges, 10 to 12 minutes. Transfer to a rack and cool, then decorate with Royal Icing.

Royal Icing: Sift 2 tablespoons meringue powder (found in the baking aisle or at crafts stores) and 1 pound confectioners' sugar into a large bowl. Beat in 6 tablespoons water with a mixer until glossy with soft peaks. Tint with food coloring, if desired.

To Draw: Transfer the icing to a resealable plastic bag; snip the tip of one corner. For dots, hold the bag at a 90 degree angle. For outlines, hold it at a 45 degree angle. Pipe onto the cooled cookies.

To Fill: Draw an outline with the icing, then thin the icing with milk or water until it's the consistency of glue and spread inside the outline with a paintbrush.

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You have a week left. It's easy to do. The kids love the time that they spend with you!.....




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Oven Flour Clay Recipe

How to Make Your Own Clay

Instructions for making clay using flour, salt, and water.

Materials Needed:

  • 2 Cups Flour
  • 1 Cup Salt
  • 2 Tbsp Vegetable Oil
  • 3/4 - 1 Cup Water

Instructions:
Mix together flour and salt. Add the oil and then slowly add the water and stir until you get a nice clay consistency. Once completely mixed, make into the desired shapes. Bake in a 250 degree oven for approximately 1 hour. This will vary depending on how thick you creations are. One hint, do not make shapes too thick or they will crack with baking.
The star shown here was made using this recipe. Before it was put in the oven, I made a hole for the ribbon using the end of a straw. Once the star was out of the oven and cooled, I painted it with yellow paint and then glue. The glitter was then sprinkled on generously! once the ribbon was in place this made a fun necklace!

or

Here is a similar recipe using 4 Cups of Flour, 1 cup of Salt, and 1 1/2 Cups of Water. Your creations can be baked at 300 degrees for about an hour. For a golden appearance, paint your creations with egg yolk before you put it in the oven.

Hint: Instead of paint you can dye your clay with food coloring and make them look like real cookies. For the icing use Elmers glue and food coloring for a permanent icing job.

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Friday, December 2, 2011

Going to lay down with daddy...

My son was yawning, so i sent him to go lay down with daddy.. Hoping he'd go to sleep so I could go get the stuff out of my truck.. You know, with Christmas coming and all. So he did and I thought perhaps he was going to go to sleep after all. Then just when I'm thinking about going out to the truck, out he comes. I asked him "I thought you were going to go lay down with Daddy?" He replied quick as a wink "Daddy stinks!" It was all I could do not to laugh. "You mean Daddy's butt stinks?" I asked, "Yeah! Daddy's butt stinks!"

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Muppet Madness!

An old co-worker posted 'Ringing of the Bells' by the Muppets on my face book. My son is now addicted. His favorite? Beaker!
So I, his adoring mother, Downloaded a bunch of Muppet Clips for him to watch. Most of which contain .... You guessed it! Beaker!
They DO NOT make comedy like they used to. Even the kids of today are more interested in the old show, Sesame Street (the old ones mind you, my son doesn't care for the new ones..), Muppets, Fragle rock, ETC ETC.  He watched The great Pumpkin Charlie Brown and loved it...

So here's to the humor of old! 


The Muppets - Ringing of the Bells 

Friday, November 25, 2011

Thanksgiving Day

My sons aunt and 2 of her kids joined us for thanks giving yesterday. Her youngest is a year younger than my son. So of course the two were ecstatic to have someone their age to play with. So my niece ran right up to my son and just screamed in his ear at one point. My son just looked totally bewildered and covered his ears. I didn't know whether to laugh or scold.

Then she came running out with his little suction cup dart shot gun (Yes yes I know how bad that sounds). She kept kept shooting him with the air the gun produces when you pump it up. He was hiding and we did finally make her stop. But the moment he got the gun, my little boy decided to get even doing the same thing to her till she was hiding and starting to get upset too. I finally said "Ray Ray stop it! You didn't like it when  it was being done to you, so you don't need to do it to her." He just turned and looked at me the same way he looked when she had screamed in his ear.

Saturday, November 19, 2011

You're Gonna Miss This..!

You're gonna Miss this..- Trace Adkins (Boy that man got it right)


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Snow

Why is it that the moment it snows, the kids want to go out in it and play? Even at 10 O;Clock at night!

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Kids....

Ever notice that the medicine taste good till they start feeling better?

          "I thought you like your medicine?" I said as he made  a face.
          "I don't like it! Kuckie!"

Ever notice that they want to be 'Big Boys' till the potty training begin?

          "You don't want to wear baby panties do you? Don't you want to wear big boy underwear?" I asked
          "No! I want to wear Panties!" He yells grabbing a pull-up.

Ever notice the moment you pass a Mc Donalds....?

         "Mommy! Happy Meal!"

Ever notice when you ask your child to do something?

         "I can't!"

And when they're in trouble?.....

          "I got an owie mommy!"

         "I'm tired mommy...."


         "NO!"

When you tell them to do something you thought was put in a way they could understand, you find out they took it a bit TOO literal...

         So I walked into the bathroom and find, then my two year old, taking poop out of his diaper and putting in the potty (with his hands).
    "Look Mommy! I put the poop in the Potty!" Big smiles...

And the latest and greatest horrifying thing my child is doing....

We have seen a few mice running through the house as of late. We have a crawl space under the house, and decided the best course of action was to poison under the house where it couldn't be found by our 3 year old. Well a week went by, and a smell came about the house, letting us know that the poison was working. Well about two weeks in my little boy cam running in from the back room with a DEAD MOUSE in his hand.

        "It's dead mommy.." he said handing me this freshly, dead mouse.
        I flushed the critter down the toilet while he wasn't looking. i then quickly made my son wash his hands.
        "Where's the mouse?" He asked looking around, and then looking suspiciously at the toilet I had flushed behind his back.
        "I put him outside." I said.
        "I want to see. Let's go get the mouse Mommy." He says heading for the door.
        "No honey. He's an outside mouse. He had to go outside."

There were two reason for this. He was kind of upset about the mouse being dead. And the second, I didn't want him to get the idea of flushing things down the toilet. It's something he hasn't done as a child yet. I'd like to keep it this way.
He has now found a total of 3 dead mice and  has brought them to me. I do a daily check for the mice, but he always seems to find them before I do.....

And on that note, I'll let you ponder the lovely little things that your children do. Smile and laugh where they can't see you. I know it's hard.

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

I've come to the conclusion...

I've come to the conclusion that I'm jealous of anyone that spends more time with my son than me.....

Pumpkin Bread

I made pumpkin bread last Sunday. Took a few loaves to work and then left 3 here at home. Mini loaves... So yesterday, just before I got home from work, my fiance told our son that he can't have any pumpkin bread till he eats dinner. So My fiance goes on fixing dinner and then turns around to see our son, a loaf cupped in both hands, eating straight down the middle of the loaf. By the time he'd seen our boy he'd eaten more than half a loaf! I wish I could have been there! I would have grabbed the camera, gotten a picture and then punished him. I would give anything to have caught that on a picture. Just chowing down on the center of a loaf of pumpkin bread.

Saturday, November 12, 2011

"NO! Daddy Stinks!"

I was getting my elderly father something to drink and was about to take it to him when my 3 year old son came and asked for a drink. I asked him to ask daddy while I get Grandpa his drink. He blurted out "No! Daddy stinks!" I asked "why?" He retorted "Daddy Farted!" I started laughing. Then I went and told daddy that his son thinks he stinks and why...

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Halloween! ~ 2011

Ghost Skeleton

That's what he said he was. So fricken CUTE!

















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Thursday, September 29, 2011

When they miss you..

My 3 year old boy was carrying around my nightgown before he realized I was home because he missed me... Awww... Makes your heart strings tug.

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Child Size Potty Seat

So we have this seat that makes the hole on a normal toilet child size. So our son's chance of falling in is greatly reduced.....
But then, what else fits through the hole of the seat is another story....




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The Head goes in real well, but getting it back out.....
Well that was a whole other story.





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Wednesday, August 31, 2011

I'll fill these shoes one day!

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My


Daddy's shoes...



















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Monday, August 29, 2011

Boobies..

"mommy."
"Hey your not supposed to be in here while Mommy's dressing" I said.
"But mommy!" He said.
"What Baby?"
"You got big boobies." He announced proudly.
"Yes.. yes baby. Mom has big boobies." Shaking my head amusement.
"I'm a boy. I got a pee pee."He announced again.
"yes you do.." I said.
"I got a big pee pee!" He said proudly.
It was all I could do not to laugh.
He's all boy!

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Kids & Parents say the darnedest things....!

So Ray Ray, our 3 year old son,  was in the tub and Ray could hear him grunting. 
Ray yelled to see what he was doing.
Ray Ray told him to "Go away!" 
So Ray Yelled back, and god knows why, "Are you spanking MR Winky?" as he went to go check on him. 
Ray Ray yelled back "No! I'm making a Stinky!"  
Sure enough Ray com around the corner to see little  Ray Ray grunting on his potty making a stinky.

Potty Training.....

  • So I have this friend named Gerry. He had this nephew who would only pee out side. it was the only way they could get him potty trained too.
  • So one day Gerry and his brother were sitting in the kitchen chatting and they all of a sudden heard this BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM!
  • They went running out to his nephew who had his pants around his ankles and was looking straight down at his pee pee, completely horrified!
  • The two of them looked down to see what was wrong , and as they look down they see that a grasshopper had landed on his pee pee...
  • And you you know what a grasshopper does when you try to pull them off right? They latch on harder!
    • So amongst the uncontrollable laughing, they managed to remove the grasshopper
  • Apparently, his nephew will no longer pee out side anymore...
  • Now my little boy is about done potty training... but we only got him going good because he likes to pee outside. And this is all I can think of every time he does... I'm waiting for the day... LOL