Kids say and do the darndest things.......: Battle of Wits

Kids say and do the darndest things.......: Battle of Wits: My son was having an attitude ... along with his dad.... one morning. My boy, five years old, has hit this stage where it has to be his way....

Battle of Wits

My son was having an attitude ... along with his dad.... one morning. My boy, five years old, has hit this stage where it has to be his way. He's in between sizes in clothes, so he doesn't like the fact that they don't fit and are a little too big. He's managed to ruin his new shoes and won't wear them.

He was told to pick up his room yesterday morning and he's already had a tantrum about his clothes. He was refusing to wear them cause they were too big. Then he reused to pick up the toys he threw in the hallway. Well his dad told him to go to his and and not to come out till  he picked up his toys.
My son, quick as a wink said "How can I pick up my toys if I can't come out of my ROOM!?"

I'm really not sure who should  get the crown though.... My son eventually got the hockey stick to get the toys from the hallway.... He didn't leave his room to do it.

If this stage would only last forever...

He volunteered for this.....

Pooped his Pants

So my son comes running out of his room saying "Dad Smells Nasty!"
I asked "Why?
My son said with out hesitation "He probably pooped his pants!"
Obviously the man farted...

Tug O War

Never play Tug O War when your balls are at stake....

Merry Crhistmas 2013

Trick or Treat - 2013

My son chose what he wanted to be this year. I made the costume and painted his face.

Had to throw that in. I thought it was funny and will be doing something like that next year. LOL!