Going to lay down with daddy...

My son was yawning, so i sent him to go lay down with daddy.. Hoping he'd go to sleep so I could go get the stuff out of my truck.. You know, with Christmas coming and all. So he did and I thought perhaps he was going to go to sleep after all. Then just when I'm thinking about going out to the truck, out he comes. I asked him "I thought you were going to go lay down with Daddy?" He replied quick as a wink "Daddy stinks!" It was all I could do not to laugh. "You mean Daddy's butt stinks?" I asked, "Yeah! Daddy's butt stinks!"

Kids & Parents say the darnedest things....!

So Ray Ray, our 3 year old son,  was in the tub and Ray could hear him grunting. 
Ray yelled to see what he was doing.
Ray Ray told him to "Go away!" 
So Ray Yelled back, and god knows why, "Are you spanking MR Winky?" as he went to go check on him. 
Ray Ray yelled back "No! I'm making a Stinky!"  
Sure enough Ray com around the corner to see little  Ray Ray grunting on his potty making a stinky.