So my nieces boy just turned a year. And like any parent you throw your son in the shower with dad to get him a supervised shower....
So My niece hears her boyfriend yelling for her to come get the boy in desperate tones.
She races in there only to find her boyfriend back into a corner trying to cover his man parts with their son reaching up trying to grab it.
She started laughing uncontrollably with him yelling "take him!"
She said no through uncontrollable laughter because one it was funny and two the kid needed a bath.
Yup, now you men have some sort of idea of what us poor women deal with with curious young children.