The worst thing your child has done..... that made you laugh!

The Finger

So I was at my sister in laws house one day. It was me, her, another friend and my sister in laws kids..
Her youngest at the the time was acting up a bit. Her mother was trying to tell her to do or stop something. At this point I can't remember what. But what made this such a historic moment was that all of a sudden, very calmly and with purpose she raised her middle finger to her mother only a few inches from her face and said "NO.."..
Once again in a situation like this, I could barely manage to hide the mirth from my face. But my composure was quickly lost when I saw our other friends face and she was practically crying trying not to laugh... I lost it! Just totally lost it. Suddenly our friend looks at me and said "You need a coffee. Now!" We left and got Coffee leaving my sister in law to deal with her child...

Cake

I was working on a Ballerina cake  for my niece a few years ago. I made 4 round cakes to make into the hoop dress skirt on the bottom. I was just looking up a few ideas on the internet... (needed a little inspiration since it was my first cake). I walked back into the kitchen to find , my then my almost four year old son, digging both hands into one of the cakes cooling on the rack... need I say more? Cake all over his face, hands and clothing... not to mention the floor and stove. I scolded him quickly, shooed him out of the kitchen quickly and then grabbed his dad and showed him what he'd done still laughing.

Jumping

So my nephew, then probably 3 years old, was running and jumping on his dad.His dad was getting angry about it instead of playing with him (he obviously wanted some attention). My brother was never really one to play when it was his weekend. He likes to drink and let his son run amok. Since he wasn't particularly in the habit of disciplining him unless it bothered his drinking.... well, let's just say, he didn't listen very well.  So naturally, my nephew, continued running and jumping on his dad. When all of  a sudden, his landing area changed. He landed right on his dad crotch. His dad rolled over in pain, and I just started laughing. My brother start growling at me in pain "It's not funny!". I was laughing too hard to answer. Then all of a sudden my nephew having realized the fact that I was entertained by what happened... decided to do it again. Right smack in his fathers crotch again. At this point I couldn't breath while my brother was trying hold his groin and discipline his kid.

And there is a moral to this life event:
     If drinking and partying is more important that spending time with your kid, who you see two times a month, you too may suffer from the lack of your own parenting...

How my 5 year old beat the heat,,

So as of late, my son, sneaks out back to do this......

....After he bathes, my tub look like the bottom of a pond... *SMILE*.... I love my boy!